Dear Sister,
By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love, your brother Keith.
P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other
(Source: waffle-sjunior, via lettuces)
girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
(Source: darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore, via alexernst)
